WARNING, I AM VERY LUCKY WITCH

I am a VERY LUCKY WITCH today. CAUTION!!! When I got to Diana's house to go trick or treat with them, I was dressed in my real witch outfit and ready to go. She was spraying the glitter from a can on Leslie and Nolan and thought I needed more. She took the can and sprayed my hair, my clothes, my arms and legs - all over my body. We then left for the evening. I did stay at the car a couple of times to devulge in my bad habit (smoke). Welllllllll, she calls me this morning and reveals (while laughing her head off) that she was reading the spray can of glitter and it says: CAUTION: Do not use on color treated hair that has been colored in the last year and do not color hair until ALL the glitter is gone from the hair. It is also VERY HIGHLY FLAMMABLE. It says "Do NOT use heat curlers or blow dryer until all glitter is gone. I was going to just curl my hair today because it was clean BUT--Would you say--I am a VERY LUCKY WITCH. My daughter almost blew me up on my birthday. I am heading to the shower for the 3rd time now. When I told John Stanley about it he said " Cool, the kids would have said, look, how did that witch catch her hair on fire? She really can do spells. WARNING: always read the label on anything before using. I still have glitter all over my body AND hair after bathing. I am not out of the woods yet.

THE TRUTH REVEALED ON HALLOWEEN

It has finally been revealed - I REALLY AM A WITCH! I had no problem convincing little children after dark on Halloween night that I was. I had one child even tell me "I cackle like a witch when I laugh". I wore a necklace with lots of charms on it and let all the children pick a charm for me to cast a spell on them. They were all GOOD spells - like a key charm was "Bigedy, Bobbably, Boo- you have the key to my heart", then they would hug and kiss me. I cast spells on everyone I was with after trick or treating downtown, and got everything I had wished for in those birthday bags. I got a beautiful new watch from the love of my life, a scrapbook tote from Leslie and Nolan and a new witch for my witch collection from Diana and Les. That was the strange one - I love the Jim Shore collection and mentioned to my red hat friends the day before Halloween that I didn't even buy a new witch for my collection this year because they were all the same thing but I would love to have a Jim Shore witch if he even made one. Guess what- he does make one and I got it and Diana, I absolutely love it. She made me a beautiful chocolate birthday cake also.Thank you so much for all your hard work Diana. You made it a perfect day. What a wonderful day I had so I believe I really can cast spells sooooo WATCH OUT! You can see in the pics how I go up to the children and cast the spell on them, then they are ALL MINE. So now you see the REAL ME. (AN OLD GRANDMA WITCH)